Simon Cowell the real man, and David Walliams the married man?

[flipnflap]

I know questions about the sexuality of celebrities usually get greeted with angry responses like "What does it matter?" and "What's it to you?", but I care not. Firstly, I've never been able to work David Walliams out. He's married yet loves playing camp, and I used to squirm when on the live show of Little Britain he'd grab a man from the audience and pull their trousers and pants down. Very odd indeed. I actually find him disturbing as well as intelligent and funny. What on earth must his wife make of him. On Britain's Got Talent, Walliams winds up Simon Cowell making out he's probably gay as has long been rumoured. Yet in between last night's episode were adverts promoting Tom Bower's new biography of Cowell - now serialised in the press - making him out to be very straight indeed, apparently pursuing Danni Minogue, Cheryl Cole, etc. Seems to me like the lady doth protest too much, but what do I know? And what do you think?

[gingejbee]

I think that I don't care about either of them.

[tezmand]

i would of put money on davis walliams being gay hes so stereotipical

[chi-chi66]

It's his type of humour....

I'm sure his wife knows

Can't stand cowell....slimeball. Loves himself, does'nt need anyone
else, male or female.

[ladybirder]

All, except one, of the gay men I know tezmand, and I know a lot, (I live in Brighton,) do not go around acting like David Walliams. I have to disagree with you that he is a stereotypical gay man.

[Ann]

I don't like either of them.

[ELVIS68]

The whole David Walliams camp act is well passed its sell by date, you know as soon as a couple of gays walk on stage on BGT the cameras focus on him and his stupid "Ooh Hello" expression

As for Simon, the only man he fancies is himself

[Lore]

I don't know what it is about David Walliams that I really like, but I do!

[quizzywig]

Can't stand Simon Cowell and I find David Walliams "campness" very creepy!

[netibiza]

I've often wondered about David Walliams, and yes I love him but he makes me uncomfortable too.

I live in Ibiza and we certainly get gay men who act like David does, and we get gay men who don't!

[boxtops]

I don't care, flip - I've no time for either of them.

[andy-hughes]

I do find David Walliams slightly creedpy, as well as unremittingly unfunny in any of his shows.

I do like Simon - no pretence there!

[NOX]

Of the two I prefer Simon Cowell, far more honest. I don't think David Walliams is gay necessarily, but I don't like him or find him funny- I think he's thoroughly predictable and got seriously ebnt out shape with Noel fielding and russell Brand when they beat him on some charity quiz show because he obviously had considered himself to be the most intelligent there and turns out he wasn't.
In the scheme of things though I don't care if they are gay straight or serial merchant bankers ( which I tink is most likely in both cases).

[Quizmonkey]

I think... you're naive, latently homophobic and a little stupid in assuming you have any right to have knowledge or an opinion of other people's lives. OK?

[Ric.ror]

Do you not think that this has done exactly what Mr Cowell wants (same as someone throwing a glass of water on a fellow panelist).

Ups the profile of the show

[Messi_Ten]

Simon would run a mile if Danni or Cheryl showed any interest, he's a nice guy, pity he can't be cured.

[andy-hughes]

Messi_10 - if the papers are to be believed, Simon did run a mile when Dannii showed interest - in her direction!!!

[craft1948]

See Messi has his usual wooden spoon out............doesn't seem as effective as it used to be though.

[smurfchops]

I like Simon Cowell but I really think David Walliams is so ugly with those piggie eyes ... he is having a house built on the border of Hove/Seaford seafront and it is ginormous and a real blot on the landscape. I don't know how he got planning permission for that monstrosity. Near where Fish the wet fish shop is in the harbour, by the yacht club. Ghastly.

[ladybirder]

Smurf if DW is having a place built on the border of the Hove/Seaford seafront then it's going to be a great big house stretching several miles. Unless of course there is another Seaford nearer to Hove that I don't know about?
And I have to ask how does his wife keep a straight face when they are playing nookey? I mean you could never be sure if he was serious or not. Very off-putting I would think but I have warmed to him especially his charity swims and he can look quite good at a certain angle in a certain light:-)

[chaptazbru]

I like DW, he makes me laugh, loved it when he jumped on the stage in Saturday's BGT and danced with the gay tropue of men. I think it's all a big act. Cannot stand Cowell, far too big headed imo. I love the way DW winds him up.