Celebrity skip fire

[Bomyed]

For the ultimate reality TV show why can't we have a program that allows the public to vote for 15 'celebs' then every friday night at prime time the top 10 are made to stand in a skip, have petrol poured on them and woooosh, watch the ratings go up. My personal vote would go for Graham Norton that man is wasted on the box when he can fuel a barbie

[thikasabrik]

I'll bring Tara Palmer Tomkinson and a packet of beefburgers.

I've been reading in the papers about a TV company touting around 'celebs' for a series called Celebrity Shark Dives. The idea is to dangle a 'celeb' in a shark cage off the side of a boat. If any TV execs are reading this, take a tip from me. Forget the cage, make sure you throw plenty of fish blood and guts in the water and I guarantee your viewing figures will rocket.

[Mortartube]

Bomyed, your idea is unsavoury and not politically correct. So count me in, I'd definitely watch it. Especially if the first burn up was that bloody crazy frog and it's creators.

[whattheheck]

Can I put Julian Clary in the skip, can I please huh huh can I please huh !

[butter1]

God, I have sooooooo many.... Jodie Marsh, Kim Marsh, Paris Hilton, Tess Daily, Vernon Kay, Zara Morgan from Hollyoaks....the list is endless.

[williaid]

 

"Celebrity Skip Fire" could be hosted by Alan Sugar... Now you'll be fired...

 

How about Chris Moyles, Iain Lee and Jimmy Carr?

[Bomyed]

How can you have Tara Palmer Tomkinson or Paris Hilton to fuel a barbie, there ain't enough meat on their bodies to heat a cherry tomato. This is meant to be a serious idea to sell to ITV3.

[Mrs G]

How about Vanessa Feltz...you wouldn't need 14 others she'd keep the barbie going for weeks!!!