A man rang up an incontinence help line.The woman at the call centre picked up and said, "hello, this is the incontinence helpline, how can I help you?"
So the man replied, "well, I"ve developed an incontinence problem, is all the information I give you confidential?"The woman replies, "yes of course it is.
Now can you tell me where you"re ringing from?"
The man replies, "the waist down."