I Want To Be The Next X Factor Winner

[Gran67]

I can sing/dance a bit and I can suck my toes, if I combine those 3 things would I have a chance?

[rockyracoon]

I'd wait for BGT if I was you!

[bibblebub]

if you've also got a nice coat then you might be in with a chance at Crufts

[weecalf]

Sorry Gran you just might have talent and we could not have that .drop a video into you been framed

[doctordb]

If you make up a sob story it will give you an edge of the other contestants. They tend to go for recently deceased or abusive childhood. This will give you plenty of air time, then as you just scrape through the first round they'll play 'you raise me up' as you cry in the arms of ant and dec.

[RATTER15]

If you can make that rediculous warbling noise like James Arthur you will be in with a chance. Go for it!!

[sandyRoe]

And if you could incorporate a performing animal into your act your victory would be assured. After Pudsey dogs are old hat. A dancing cat, now, would be something to behold.