Dogging Tales

[Prudie]

Who's watching? I'm somewhat pleased my partner isn't a lorry driver.

[DJHawkes]

lol what would they use that for then ummmmm

[Answerprancer]

LOL nice one Zacs

[ummmm]

To hold their bellies up.

[DJHawkes]

now i am really glad i am sticking with NCIS

[ummmm]

I'm watching David Bowie now :-)

[boxtops]

We see a lot of Norbert Dressingtable round here, on the way to the docks

[mrs_overall]

I tell you, seeing all that naked blubber has put me right off my cocoa

[Prudie]

Yep I'm going to find some good clean fun, Mock the Week maybe,

[DJHawkes]

you should be watching this dogging programme then mrs o, it would distract you......

[mrs_overall]

lol

[RATTER15]

I remember going in to a remote car park late at night once, I'd only been parked a few minutes when another car parked opposite me, after a a few minutes he flashed his lights, I flashed mine, he flashed his, I thought I was just being a smart ass, then he come over and parked next to me, I thought Oh yes, what's going on here, it appeared he was just putting some vinegar on his chips! I moved on promptly!!

[hc4361]

I caught the last half hour.
I don't care what Arthur, Martha or the three, four, five, six Ronnies and Reenies get up to in private but for gawd's sake - keep it private.

No decent person wants to stumble upon that stomach churning, sad, sleazy, abusive (yes, that one woman is being abused) goings on.

[ELVIS68]

That's killed the nursery rhyme off...

If you go down to woods today,
You're sure for a big surprise,
If you go down to woods today,
You'll see Terry doing up his flies,

There's Terry and Sue,
Who's having a screw,
And pervey Frank,
Who's having a w**k

And Aunty Bess,
Who's making a mess,
With Roger

[ummmm]

pmsl....very good.

[Prudie]

^incorrigible

[humbersloop]

I thought it was sad, women utterly lacking self image or esteem and controlling men effectively pimping them

and worrying, the way three people who appeared to have learning difficulties were pretty well exploited by the film

not exactly filled with fit footballers partying on the edge with wag wannabees

[hc4361]

I agree entirely, humbersloop - one 'threesome' clearly comprises three people who have special needs.

I dread to think the effect of this programme on their lives. Those disguises won't work.

They have been exploited by programme makers who should know better. Entertainment or education it isn't.

[tiggerblue10]

I forgot it was on, saw this thread and just finished watching it on +1. They didn't seem to scare the wildlife off. The little mice were cute.

[susanxx]

what got me was the large woman who got out of the bath but the soles of her feet were filthy, some bath!

[EDDIE51]

A policeman sees a car parked in a remote car park just before midnight so he goes to check there is nothing illegal going on.
He finds a guy sitting in the front seat reading a book and a girl sitting in the back doing some knitting.' Hello Hello what's going on here' he asks.
The guy replies ' I'm reading my book and the girlfriend is doing her knitting '
OK says the copper 'how old are you two?
The guy replies ''I'm 19 and she will be 16 in 10 minutes !''