'I've come to fix your plumbing..'

[CiderMonkey]

Everyone seems to know the 'adult' film where the German with the moustache knocks at the door, it's opened by a lady wearing very little and he announces that he has come to fix her plumbing or whatever.

Does this film really exist or is it just a myth..?

[ICEMANSAV]

It was on something like tarrant on tv, was it not an advert?

[andy hughes]

I think it's just an apocryphal setting which encompases a standard 1970's porn scenario. A lagaar commecial spoofed it, including the immortal line "I'll just get my wrench out ..." and it probably does exist on some ancient VHS movie somewhere.

[Octavius]

Yes as andy hughes says - it was a very standard setting for many a blue film.  Man (plumber in this case) turns up unexpectedly at door of wanton nymphomaniac and offers to see to her plumbing with his wrench. 

Happens to me all the time of course, except I am not a plumber but I do have a wrench.

[sddsddean]

But I bet you wish you had a wench Octavius!

[CiderMonkey]

thanks!

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