Advice needed

[Booldawg]

Last summer I was incapacitated for several months due to a broken leg. Unable to move from my flat I resorted to seek entertainment by observing the lives of the residents in the block of flats opposite me.

After several weeks I began to learn the comings and goings of my new found subjects of interest. A couple who were constantly rowing were drawn to my attention, especially after a few weeks when the woman mysteriously dissapeared. I have a bad feeling that she has been murdered and I'm not sure whether to contact the authorities or not. As Grace Kelly is down the corner shop buying my fags I thought I'd take this time to ask the readers of this board what my best course of action would be.

[Wispy68]

Great film!!

[metagirl]

Buy a pair of binoculars to use when the husband is at home, then when he leaves, you should break into his flat to look for clues or a corpse! don't bother telling ole gracie, she'll never understand!

[Booldawg]

Thank you for your kind words of advice. Unfortunatley I haven't seen the film much beyond the half-way point so I'm unable to add any further absurd, off-the-wall comments regarding this matter.

[jno]

in that case Booldawg you'll be surprised to hear that Grace Kelly did it. She shot you too.

[brachiopod]

So you're the nosy b@stard that lives opposite, are you?

Could you at least do me one favour? A woman who lives in the flat above me has got this annoying, yappy little terrier thing, which she lets into my allotment by lowering it down in a basket. Could you just arrange for it to 'disappear' ? Or you could bazooka the ****er if you would prefer.