Rachel Riley

[andy-hughes]

Never watch Countdown, it doesn't entertain me, but I was surfing last night and came accross 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown and saw Rachel Riley.

WOW! She is gorgeous!!!!

[janbee]

I thought she was that fat bird who used to be in Emmerdale but just realised that was Lisa Riley. Oops, sorry Rachel.

[andy-hughes]

janbee - "...that fat bird ..."

and that comment was from our special Answerbank Diversity Correspondent .... LOL!

[Baldric]

///my gentle fanyasies,///

An unintentional typo I hope!

[andy-hughes]

methyl - "On Countdown her skirts seemed longer and less figure hugging during her married period. We are back to normal."

Normal!

NORMAL!!!

What's 'normal' about having the second-lovliest pairs of legs on national television and COVERING THEM UP???????

I can feel one of my 'heads' coming on ...

[andy-hughes]

Baldric - "///my gentle fanyasies,///

An unintentional typo I hope!"

Probably Freudian - apologies all.

[Bazile]

The marriage probably broke up because ex hubby kept saying a consonant , when Rachel asked him what he would like tonight

[andy-hughes]

Bazile - "The marriage probably broke up because ex hubby kept saying a consonant , when Rachel asked him what he would like tonight"

I am sure her husband was well-known at the local hospital - he was the four-stone-wringing-wet guy in the end bed linked up to a saline drip with a big silly grin on his face, and a big sign over his bed saying BED REST.

[Bazile]

and nil by mouth

[andy-hughes]

Shocking ... but funny!

[Bazile]

yeah - i thought twice before posting that - but hey we are all grown ups on here

[Baldric]

More likely said "Two big ones and the rest from anywhere you like!"
and she did a number on him.

[andy-hughes]

Comedy gold!