Owl Jokes

[merylpeep]

anyone got any owl jokes? I fancy a hoot

[Prudie]

Only a rude one..

[tonyav]

I could tweet you one if you like.

[stuey]

I have a few; however, you've probably heard them all before as they're quite owld.

[fiction-factory]

One from my childhood- why did the owl 'owl. Because the woodpecker behind 'woodpecker' behind

[Marshwarble]

How does the owl get a date? She has the wit to woo.

[marval]

What do you get when you cross a vampire with an owl?

An ugly old bat who doesn't give a hoot.