Only Fools Favourite Quote/clip

[AlwaysConfused]

I watch Only Fools and Horses most days, my favourite quote is Del asking Trigger 'what's this?'
It's Mozart's Concerto in D Major. It's the karaoke version.

What are you best snippits?

[MargoTester]

Doctor to Del Boy ' do you have trouble passing water'
Del Boy ' I got a bit dizzy going over Tower Bridge once'
This may not be the exact quotation but I'm sure somebody can put me right

[cupid04]

Nicht buy them Denzil!

[Togo]

Trigger. I've had the same brush for 20 yrs. Its only had 15 new handles and 10 new heads.

[retrocop]

//Well I borrowed the shoota from Chopper Harris on the proviso he gets it back by next Friday//

On an Country Estate shoot with a sawn off. The script above maybe not verbatim.

[AlwaysConfused]

i'm sure that's pretty much right, Margo. Cupid, I'll take two!

Togo, that cracks me up everytime. I say the same(ish) at home: I've had this g&t for 5 years, been topped up a few times, though

[maggiebee]

Trigger talking about Del's baby.

If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave.

[MargoTester]

When they were betting on the name of Del Boy and Raquel's baby.
Trigger- 'if they have a girl Sigourney after the actress, if they have a boy Rodney, after Dave. Just loved Trigger!

[MargoTester]

Oh snap maggiebee! I didn't copy - just took me ages to type!

[AlwaysConfused]

Trig is great!

[maggiebee]

I loved Trigger too Margo, don't know how he kept such a straight face all the time.

[viv41]

When Del Boy took his new son out into the corridor to show Rodney and Grandad and Rodney asked him what is it and Del Boy answered 'it's a little baby' .....

[AlwaysConfused]

to many favourites, I could go on all day, but I do love:
I'll buy the sandwiches, cause you bought the Rolls

[MargoTester]

You're right AlwaysConfused each episode contained so many little gems. Great writing by John Sullivan, beautifully delivered by all the cast. Still my favourite comedy of all time.

[Togo]

Del Boy falls through the bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8

[Arrods]

Trigger, when they got stranded in Margate in the jolly boys outing, and had to find somewhere to stay overnight:

"We stayed in a motel - but we didn't tell them we didn't have a car."

[cupid04]

Rodney and Del boy are pretending to be tennis players trying to impress a couple of girls. One of the girls says to Rodney, 'Do you prefer grass or astroturf?' Rodney says, 'I dunno, I've never smoked astroturf!'

[Togo]

Del.' I'm self unemployed'

[marval]

Del Boy - We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey-Harris left back, we had camaraderie

Trigger - Was that the Italian boy?

[EDDIE51]

Batman and Robin when they run through the fog

[paisleylass]

Del: "Asking a Trotter if he knows anything about chandeliers is like asking Mr Kipling if he knows anything about cakes."