Daily star is a comic! Emmerdale themselves have done bigger, such as the plane crash. Then there's Corrie and Hollyoaks. Can't speak for Eastenders as I never watch. I'm going by what I've seen, not what some third class rag says.
... after falling down stairs at least 3 times manages to escape the clutches of a woman dressed as Cinderalla.
With his broken leg he manages to get to an autobahn that he hadn't noticed was just behind his house. Cinderella pushes him off a bridge, he lands on the Vicars car, he then gets thrown 40 yards down the road.
He's now in Emmerdale Royal having a nice cuppa tea ... They make em tough up here in the north.
ps
unfortunately he signs himself out of the infirmary against the doctors wishes and gets killed crossing the road to get to the bus stop