The One Person You’D Leave Your Other Half For?

[thesshhh]

In a cracking Radio 2 show this morning, Tony Blackburn said that the only person his wife would leave him for is Donny Osmond, and the only person he’d have left his wife for is Doris Day. Which celebrity would you leave your other half for given half a chance?

[murraymints]

hmmmm.. perhaps Alfie Boe for a day or two ?

[1ozzy]

I'm not that fickle.

[Sqad]

"Leave your wife?" a permanent situation.....?...then nobody, as a wife or OH or whatever the modern term is....then NOBODY. She looks good, smells good, good conversationalist and an excellent cook.
So NOBODY.
Now, if you mean a one night stand, then that is different......anybody that i physically fancied at that particular moment.

[murraymints]

ahhh..Sqad..you big romantic softie xx

[david small]

If I left my wife, there's no way that I would re enlist.

[murraymints]

you mean the black bin bags would be on the step David ? lol... nah my wee man suits me too..but he cannae sing like Alfie !

[10ClarionSt]

Bernadette. Don't ask.

[waterboatman]

Nobody.

[Hopkirk]

If only Kylie was a bit taller.

[Prudie]

Rafa Nadal...

[Sqad]

LOL ^^^^...he's gay....LOL

[murraymints]

Prudie..he does have awful trouble with his ..ehm...bum..please can you ask him to stop tugging at it before he serves..very distracting ! ;0) lol

[Prudie]

My husband thinks he's a monkey!! Who cares, he'd have me in a finca in the Balearics by now and that body :-)

[1ozzy]

At least your OH couldn't accuse you of infidelity Prudie ;-)

[Sqad]

Prudie.

" he'd have me in a finca "

is that position 37 but with two pillows?

[rowanwitch]

No one because he needs me right now

My first husband that was different back then it was Honor Blackman

[Prudie]

that's the one, you've read the book well x

[murraymints]

ah Rowan.. xx

[Peter Pedant]

// ahhh..Sqad..you big romantic softie xx //

yeah imagine - noise in hotel room - real racket wiv moaning....
" what's going on in dare den? " asks one,
well its bo-nker sqad...
" heavens how many is dat den?"

ter-daaaah !

[murraymints]

bleep ! bleep ! pages 34 to 42 have been removed !