What's Your Favourite Funny Answer On The Chase......?

[ToraToraTora]

just watching an episode, "what does the M stand for in the military abbreviation ICBM"? - answer: Management.....PMSL!

[Ellipsis]

My favourite answer on any quiz show ever was on Family Fortunes.

Q> "We asked 100 people ... name something that's red."
A> "My cardigan."

[maggiebee]

Being educated to graduate level I still had to look this one up. Why would you presume "ordinary" folk would know military terms?

[royfromaus]

I have a favourite question.
Fanny.

[dannyk13]

Maggie, it is term well known outside the military and has been used on many occasions by news readers.

[jim360]

Not from the Chase, but from 15 to 1:

"The river Ganges flows into what bay in the Indian Ocean?"
"Biscay?"

[Unsureme]

Family Fortunes: Name a bird with a long neck: Answer Naomi Campbell.

[AuntPollyGrey]

I didn't know what ICMB was either. Toro -any answer is 'easy' if you know it lol!

I could ask you a question on the gestation period of a sheep, or what was the name of the major tendon running down the back of a horses leg ,and the name of the bone it connected with. Then I could PMSL when you answered Uh...nine months....er the funny bone?

[MargoTester]

From Pointless: Who was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas
Answer : JR

[AuntPollyGrey]

^^^^^ now that IS funny lol!

[ToraToraTora]

maggie: "Being educated to graduate level I still had to look this one up. Why would you presume "ordinary" folk would know military terms? " - apologies, they did tell them what the ICB stands for, so the person thought ICBM meant InterContinental Ballistic Management! Hilarious!

[ToraToraTora]

another chase classic:
"Who was the second man on the moon?"
"Buzz Lightyear"! PMSL!

[Bazile]

I should imagine some questions are obvious , when seated in your armchair

With the 'glare' of the lights and the cameras in your face I would imagine that your mind goes blank and you just say the first thing that pops into you head , however unlikely to be correct

[Jackdaw33]

I agree with Bazile. It is for that reason that I would never contemplate going on a quiz show or even attend a pub quiz.

[brainiac]

Having appeared on a TV quiz show, I can assure you the studio and cameras can bamboozle even the most experienced quizzers, and they just freeze.

[Ken4155]

UC; Jeremy Paxman; "What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?"
Contestant; "Homosexuals."
JP; "No. They're regiments in the British Army, who will be very upset with you."

[knockavacca]

from the chase,"fanny chmelar" on youtube if youve not seen it

[Barsel]

One I remember from Pointless which would have had Bradley Walsh in fits and yet nobody seemed to slightly laugh at this. Sorry, the quality may not be too good.

[zebo]

The Boss, yesterday.
Solve the initials BFG
Clue, Chocolate cherry cake
Answer, Big Friendly Giant!

A while back, the Suez Canal connects the Red Sea and which other body of water?
The Thames

[Peter Pedant]

one of my family has just pointed out I wasnt present at the defence of Rorke's Drift so cdnt be in the film Zulu

does that count ?

[bednobs]

Zebo what is the answer to yours?