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Is Anyone Else Annoyed.....
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With the ‘adverts for the elderly’. On TV in the afternoons and later? It has not stopped raining here for over a week! I normally avoid afternoon TV, but in desperation, after reading 5 novels a week during the last three weeks of lockdown, (no charity shops open to get more, and can’t afford to buy 5 more from Amazon) I have started to watch Morse, Midsomer Murders, Poirot et al on ITV 4. Every advert is for funeral costs, mobility scooters, equity release and over 60’s residential homes! Surely there are other age groups who have had to resort to daytime TV?
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'' Dad, its Joan from next door.'' '' Oh hello Joan.'' '' This letter kerm ter me bah misterk. '' ''That will be my funeral plan and free pen from Happydeath!' ' ''I've seen those adverts on mah telly with Grimshaw Reaper.'' ''Well I thought I'd sort it out now, a d save a few Bob, because I pay more than that for a cup of coffee!'' ''So when are you p!banning to go...
16:46 Sun 22nd Nov 2020
No-one can fake sincerity as well as Carol Vorderman . I also hate the adverts with the former Mrs Paul Daniels wafting her magic over her grotty kitchen. When one persuedes oneself to marry a multimillionaire then one can afford a new kitchen, not stick-on worktops! Had he lived and declined into obscurity what would she have done with herself??
'' Dad, its Joan from next door.''
'' Oh hello Joan.''
'' This letter kerm ter me bah misterk. ''
''That will be my funeral plan and free pen from Happydeath!''
''I've seen those adverts on mah telly with Grimshaw Reaper.''
''Well I thought I'd sort it out now, a d save a few Bob, because I pay more than that for a cup of coffee!''
''So when are you p!banning to go then?''
''Oh I don't know ......... maybe when I've sampled all of the delights of this decrepit mortal coil, you know, nod nod wink wink!''
'' Oh hello Joan.''
'' This letter kerm ter me bah misterk. ''
''That will be my funeral plan and free pen from Happydeath!''
''I've seen those adverts on mah telly with Grimshaw Reaper.''
''Well I thought I'd sort it out now, a d save a few Bob, because I pay more than that for a cup of coffee!''
''So when are you p!banning to go then?''
''Oh I don't know ......... maybe when I've sampled all of the delights of this decrepit mortal coil, you know, nod nod wink wink!''
zebo - // I also hate the adverts with the former Mrs Paul Daniels wafting her magic over her grotty kitchen. When one persuedes oneself to marry a multimillionaire then one can afford a new kitchen, not stick-on worktops! Had he lived and declined into obscurity what would she have done with herself?? //
As 'the lovely' Debbie McGhee points out - Paul Daniels was not a millionaire when she met and fell in love with him.
So the short answer to the question of what she would have done had he lived and 'declined into obscurity' as you callously and inacurately suggest he would have, is, she would have been with the man she loved before he was wealthy, so she would have been where she started out, with the man she loved.
Imagining that a total stranger married another total stranger purely for money is the attitude of someone who is angry at the rwards for hard work that others enjoy - not a nice personality trait to have.
As 'the lovely' Debbie McGhee points out - Paul Daniels was not a millionaire when she met and fell in love with him.
So the short answer to the question of what she would have done had he lived and 'declined into obscurity' as you callously and inacurately suggest he would have, is, she would have been with the man she loved before he was wealthy, so she would have been where she started out, with the man she loved.
Imagining that a total stranger married another total stranger purely for money is the attitude of someone who is angry at the rwards for hard work that others enjoy - not a nice personality trait to have.