While channel hopping I inadvertently landed on the master baker cooking thingy show right near the end. I have to say that what was on those plates looked like the meal had been eaten and the leftovers were waiting to be scraped into the bin. Particularly one with blobs of what looked like chocolate sauce - who are they kidding? Emperors new clothes?
No they showed the bloke squirting the sauce on to the plate! There was also one with slime green stuff that looked like the stuff we used to play with as kids.