Come come, now, Andy. You're among friends. No need to hold back - tell us what you really think! :-). BTW, I can't comment as I've never seen it.
//...who's going to see it in the cinema..//
Absolutely no chance. Nothing against this film in particular (though I doubt it is my cup of tea). I haven't been to the cinema since 1979. It was bad enough then but on top of being surrounded by people who cannot survive without eating and drinking for a couple of hours, I'd now have to cope with idiots faffing about with phones in the dark. Thanks, but no thanks.