Unfortunately I've had to suffer Neighbours 'cause it helps my wife to switch off from the work to home enviroment.
However, if you've ever noticedthat the coffee shop only ever has two records in its jukebox at any one time. |For about 4 years they played a near version of Dexy's midnight runnners.
As to the goo-goo/ silver chair theme perhaps its best left in the realms of soapsville.