Chimera!

[electricblue]

This was on in earlyish 90s,about this apeish thing (chad)that was created,do you remember it???

[marwel7]

It was written by Stephen Gallagher,adapted from his novel,who recently did Eleventh Hour.

[kempie]

Chimera - not a patch on First Born

[electricblue]

I'm SURE i've seen 'First Born',but can't remember it properly!

[raysparx]

Hello electric, Chimera another one that lives near me, real glays scringe, no I can't go on, I am saying no more, Goodbye and lock your doors and windows!!!

[electricblue]

HaHa,lol,i should have realised and asked you first,damn i'm gutted i didn't,if anyone knows a chad it'd be you,do i hear the patter of big feet??

[raysparx]

Very unlikely to hear the footsteps because gladys sort of shuffles along in bobble slippers and only when we sleep, she has a diet of marshmallows top with par boiled sprouts, god you always get me telling you things I shouldn't reveal to my gran, how do you do that? i am saying no more!!!

[electricblue]

Who is GLadys,cos I think i'm getting confused,Mabel is the other one isn't she???

[raysparx]

I should have said,when we first met gladys I got a bit confused, the wife said theres a Chimera in the Garden I thought she said a Chiminea,you know one of those big Chimney things, anyway when I put the charcoal & firelighter in, I didn't realise for a few minutes I had ignited the back of gladys's Knickers, needless to say I have been applying a lint gauze and savlon for the last few weeks, I am off to bed now I am whacked out with all the excitement. Goodnight & god bless

[raysparx]

Gladys is a Chimera, Mabel is a bigfoot, so called because of the one enormous foot, Your cofused? how do you think I feel with all these Mythical beasts appearing in my garden???

[electricblue]

Class!!!Nite ray!!

[electricblue]

ooops just realised i crossposted you,do let me know why they keep turning up in your garden,do you think they'd like to come visit me sometime?

[raysparx]

Hello electric, I am not sure why they all turn up here, but it is worse when I forget my medication and I have been advised to stop eating the funny mushrooms that keep growing, I will ask them to visit you but they are very shy, I must go now because the fungi is taking effect and I have just spotted an orange and purple animal in the garden,it looks like a very rare Girafephant or is it an Elegraph? i am taking a closer look, be quiet,be very quiet, bye for now wish me luck !!!

[electricblue]

Ray,i have some mushroom looking things in my garden,perhaps i'll get lucky too eh?I want a MABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raysparx]

Start eating as quickly as you can, when you eat them,it is as if by magic and you become a magnet for mythical beasts, only this morning I caught a catephant, it like an elephant but has a cats head, I caught it while it was climbing a tree,luckily it had just layed some eggs, so I am having one for my tea, mummy will be pleased, I have to go now ,the big man in the white coat said its time fo my din dins hope it is my egg, bye bye, let go you big lump, HellllllllllllllllllPppppp

[electricblue]

sorry ray i had to send him in,you see,mr henderson told me if i didn't i would NEVER have a mabel or gladys of my own,and i really want one,he threatened my mushrooms,i'm really sorry ray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raysparx]

It's ok electric I feel very calm in here I just wish it had a window, why are all the people walking round with cream cakes on there heads? whats happening ? the doctor said I can go home when I am better, I am telling teddy a story now before he goes to bye byes,my bed has got things called handcuffs so I won't fall out, I like Dr Henderson he is a nice man thank you for sending him, goodnite,sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite.

he said mabel & gladys and the catephant were going to live with a mrs Blue do you know her? bye bye!!!!!

[electricblue]

Ray,he's making me have them,i'm sure they'd rather be with you,i thought maybe when you're feeling better i could disguise them as my mother-in-law(not a lot of disguise needed)and stick them on a train back to you,what do you think???

[raysparx]

Hello electric, when I am feeling better and the elephants stop nesting in the tree,I will do a swop my mum in law for yours, mine has a beard and breathes fire,and snores like a wart hog, I will send her wherevever and whenever you want,but no returns if you aren't happy, Deal or no deal??

take care of mabel & gladys for me I have a new pet now it is a cowaroo I want to milk it but it has jumped over the fence,I am trying to tempt it back with a cheese bap,no luck though!!

Take care,speak again I am fair tuckered out must be the mushrooms !!!! bye now

[electricblue]

My mum-in-law breathes smoke and fire too,it'll be like home from home,i'm sure cowaroo will come back when he/she is hungry,try leaving a trail back to your house,at the moment i'm trying to create a scoraphant,but its proving a bit tricky with the scorpions sting,though when done it'll keep my mum-in-law away permanantly,

[raysparx]

Hi electric, I want one of those,is the sting in the trunk? sounds a great pet,it could keep them both at bay, out of what end soes your mum in law exude the fire and smoke,? mine does it from both!!!

Speak with you again, are you sane? or am going crackers?

Take care,keep smiling. Ray