Worlds biggest penis?

[sair5412]

Did i just hear that correctly? Is that what the man said is on channel 4 at 11pm or is it just that I've been single for too long and my mind is playing tricks on me?

[suzy64]

Yep 11-12 channel4 The Worlds Biggest penis, the reality of being well endowed, it's a repeat, I've seen it...omg it wasn't pleasant lol

[sair5412]

Ha ha! I best get myself tucked up in bed with a cuppa and have a good look at this monster thing then!

[suzy64]

Theres more than one!!!! brace yourself lol

[sair5412]

Flippin 'eck! I've not seen one for months and now I get to see the worlds biggest ones, all in an hour!

[suzy64]

bet ya wont be saying that after the programme lol...I'm saying no more lol

[BrainMonkeys]

I'm hoping surgey of some kind is involved, otherwise us men are going feel inadequate...

[suzy64]

from what I remember of it you'll all be glad of having what you've got, if it's the right episode cos it was a whole weeks worth lol...Sair calm down!...theres one guy who injects his with steroids...it's not pretty

[sair5412]

Kettle's on... I'll let you know what I think!

[suzy64]

Don't eat while you're watching it!! Enjoy!

[sair5412]

None of them are particularly pretty are they! I have a thing about laughing at willies! he he he! Not in front of them obviously, but just the general willy population.

[suzy64]

theres pretty and then theres these ones...I hope it's the same programme lol...don't spray your tea over the duvet lol

[suzy64]

The World's Biggest Penis

No doubt about it, society celebrates the big penis. Seen as a sign of adequacy, virility and manliness, those lucky enough to be well endowed are heralded by both sexes and all sexualities. As women have always maintained, and men have always thought, size matters, but not in the way that most of us imagine. Sometimes having a Big Johnson is a bigger problem than you'd guess. Meet the men, including the man claiming to have the World's biggest penis, who reveal there is a bittersweet side to nature's gift, and who lift the veil on a taboo subject and to show the reality of what it's like to have what all men dream of.


from the C4 website lol

[fatcat]

What timing! I had no idea this was on but now I've just got to watch!

[BrainMonkeys]

I feel better just watching the intro! They'e all mingers!

And yes sair, they are funny aren't they! Further proof that God is a woman; why else would us men have those horrible rubber chickens between our legs?!!!

[indie_chic]

awww...and I went down the pub.

[wideboy]

I couldn't believe the title either. Girls enjoy i? Guys envy it?

What if the title had been Worlds biggest t*ts? Would the girls have watched?

[B00]

Sorry but that guy- Jonah is it? Is truly minging. Plus I'm really confused......they can't show an erect penis on TV????

[fatcat]

That Jonah guy is weird alright! Boo, I think it's some decrepit law based on the isle of wight (or some island near the uk lol). I'm probably not going to explain this right but here goes:

The angle of an erect penis is compared to the angle of the isle of wight (or whichever isle it is) in relation to it's position to the UK i.e. not very high, so erections can't be shown.

Does that make any sense?

[B00]

Yes it's all crystal clear Fatcat................................!

ta for that.




potters off muttering "eh?"

[fatcat]

Lol. It was worth a try. :)