Very random blind date

[lulu_bucket]

Can anyone think of the questions that were asked to the three contestant by the other person on blind date? And if you can think of an answer thats even better. Cheers MWAH

[Octavius]

I found this on a site, which is probably not very helpful....

1: Cilla comes out
2: Introduces 3 single girls.(the next part is just a stereotype of what happens) One of them's an ugly rugby player, another a ballerina, the last has beautiful looks and loves venice
3: Single Man comes out on the other side of a screen to the 3 women.
4: The man says he hates rugby and loves ballerinas
5: The man says hello to them
6: the man asks the women questions in turns. i.e. 'Whats your favourite kind of weather? that questions to number 2'
7: The women will then answer with something cheesey i.e. ' I don't care what kind of weather it is as long as i am with you'
8: the audience goes 'ooh'
9: the man asks the women 3 questions each
10: some voice over man goes over the key parts of what the women said. i.e. 'you'll rough and tumble with number 1'
11: Man picks number 1 (remember he hates rugby players and she is one?)
12: one week later they come on the show
13: Man says he wanted romance but was disappointed
14: Woman says he's irrating
15: both actors are paid in full.

[Octavius]

Questioner: "I really like crisps. If you were a crisp flavour, which one would you be?"

Contestant 1: "Curry flavoured, because I like to be hot AND spicy!"

Audience: "Whooooooooo!"

Subtext: "Pick me and we'll have sex."

Contestant 2: "Beef flavour, because I like a man with some meat!"

Audience: "Whooooooooooooooo!"

Subtext: "Pick me and we'll have sex."

Contestant 3: "Obvious really, tomato sauce flavour because when you pick me I'll be getting saucy with you!"

Audience: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Subtext: "Pick me and we'll go on holiday. And have sex."

Our Graham then says��..

"Well, will you pick number one, she's hot and spicy but promises not to give you a bad case of halitosis. Or will you pick number two who likes a bit of meat, maybe you should take a butchers! Or will you pick number three who wants to get saucy with you but also has a strange aversion to chickens. The choice... is yours!"