after a few dates with the most attractive woman in the world, she invited me round for an evening, on the way i was stopped by the police, who after a few some polite words from me, decided to take me back to the station, nevermind no rush, after a phone call i head off, only to have idiot pull out on me whilst i was on me motorbike, causing me to slow down my body by using the bikes petrol tank and my testicles, a few hours in a&e later, i decided to call it a night