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Went on the **** yesterday down the Thames watching the London Marathon. Met a mate at the finish line and went for a few beers as you do. Come about 9 o clock and about 12 pints later I can hardly speak - My pal took me home. My missus is ****** at me and puts me to bed. At about 11.30 I get up and try to take a sh*t in the laundry basket, she screams at me and marches me to the toilet. I then somehow take a wrong turn out of the toilet go downstairs to my downstairs neighbours house open the front door go down their stairs and into their bed and go to sleep. My missus wakes up when my neighbours come home from the pub and the wife is screaming to her husband that a strange man is sleeping in their bed. My missus comes rushing down and finds me curled up in my neighbours bed with them freaking out trying to wake me up. Lisa has to pull me up with me in just my boxers and take me back upstairs. This morning I wake up and luckily find a note on my door from the woman downstairs saying please don't be embarrassed it was the funniest thing that has ever happened to them in the whole time they had lived there. So do you think a bottle of wine and an apology cover this
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My misses is ****** at me she hasn't shouted at me yet bit I suppose that will come. I am now banned from drinking, am not allowed to go to my work do on friday and am going to hear about this for the rest of my life when I plead to be allowed out with the boys
My misses is ****** at me she hasn't shouted at me yet bit I suppose that will come. I am now banned from drinking, am not allowed to go to my work do on friday and am going to hear about this for the rest of my life when I plead to be allowed out with the boys
You dint take offence did ya mr tall and maby after 12 pints as I am a gallon man 8 pints thats it and I probaly do the same if I took it futher ignore me I just speak my mind I did once have 21 pints when I went to a racing day out but that was starting at 6am and finishing at a night club at 3am with a huge sunday dinner and fish and chips for tea
That made me laugh out loud!! I think a bottle of wine and an apology for your neighbours should be fine and maybe a bottle of wine some flowers and a slap up meal might start making amends with your wife! A friend of mine always brings his girlfriend home something when he is out on the p*ss, normally it is a traffic cone or a sign from something and he has to wake her up to show it to her!!