Footballer's Wives

[Bobzidaffle]

Help me!!! What happened last week on Footballers wives! I missed it!!!!!

[IndieSinger]

They played football a bit, had sex a lot, there was a cat fight or two and it ended on a cliff hanger. If you missed the last episode, you could always just re-watch any of the other episodes and not miss anything.

[emailer]

the new young couple married and jordan attended their wedding; tanya went looking for conrad, for a session in a secluded room at the reception, but conrad was too busy getting a bj from a male member of the team, so she went home and tried to kill her husband through sex, then decided to spike his drink with viagra; the newlyweds set off in a hot air balloon on their own and crash landed in a safari park; conrad returned home to find the house trashed and got a phonecall from amber to say she'd been kidnapped.

Oh and there was some full frontal male nudity

[Socrates]

Another genuine televisual masterpiece from ITV ( ! ) I think we may have actually reached the bottom of the television barrel with this cr@p!!

[Rhort]

Bottom of the barrel? They've gone right through the bottom of the barrel into the one below, and now they're scraping the bottom of that one :(