Fat tax

[ernestoba]

When will obese people, specially women, realise that to be fat is not beautiful, but just ugly; all that fat. And is not sexy either, I rather make love to a rubber balloon.

[johnlambert]

When making love to a fat minger there ia a technique I learnt in the Army which may help:
1) get 2 brown paer bags
2) paste a photo of Jodie Marsh/Jordan/any page 3 tart on the inside of one bag
3) Place bag with photo pasted on inside on your head
4) Place bag without photo on your mingers head (this is essential in case your bag falls of during intercourse)
5) Commence intercourse (doggy style is best in case both paper bags fall of during intercourse)

[B00]

Well ernestoba, have you considered that some people like other people as they are? Whether they are large, small, fat thin etc?

Just because you're shallow, don't assume other people are.

[tiny e.a]

Yes, you're quite right to say 'specially women', I'm sure all women on this sight will happily tell you what a pleasant experience it would be to have a fat, sweating, greasy, blubbery, panting, doughball of a man huffing and puffing away on top of them.

Why is an obese man any more acceptable than an obese woman?

Oh sorry, just so you could be 'controversial' yes? Yes.

[Reverandfunk]

And don't forget to nail a plank to your ar5e....and the bag of flour

[mosesg]

I take it Ernestoba that you are a Brad Pitt look alike yourself !!!!!!

[flip_flop]

I think it is a perfectly valid question and has nothing whatsoever to do with being 'shallow'.

It is all down to personal taste.

I don't like fat women - never have and never will - I just simply find them unattractive, it really is as simple as that.

[B00]

Sorry, I disagree flip flop, to call them ugly as well is shallow and narrow-minded. Sure I accept you personally don't find large people physically attractive, your prerogative, but you surely don't think they are all ugly as well do you?

[flip_flop]

Yep, sorry, missed the 'Ugly' bit.

I can objectively see that some fat girls are pretty - Dawn French for one - but the size makes them unattractive to me.

Diff'rent strokes and all that - my closest friend's wife is huge, just the way he likes 'em.

[I.Don No]

I am a very large lady and according to my hubbie I am beautiful and sexy.

If you love someone, you dont just look at them with your eyes you know!
XXX

[Loosehead]

Methinks He doth protest too much.......

[spanner7853]

and I expect your a right stunner are you ernestoba. How shallow are you? it's not the outside but the inside that counts. I hope your single!!!

[boojp]

ernestoba is probably a fatty himself- let us see a picture then! That is what they say, ugly fat men are the ones who slag off less than model perfect women! Hunks are usually more gracious and sensitive.
Oh, and was the rubber balloon fun?

[what..the?]

Yes I agree people who pay taxes are fat, all that stress paying out everything earned is enough to make anyone comfort eat!

Only joking...kind of true though!

[Everhelpful]

Where can I find a nice-looking Rubber Balloon?

[SurreyGuy]

Whilst I don't agree with ernestoba's original statement, I do find it unfair that women have berated him for it, yet it is (seemingly) OK for women (not necessarily the ones who have berated ernestoba) to slag blokes off and nobody bats an eyelid!

[Surreygirl30]

There are a small proportion of people who have weight problems due to metabolic conditions (that they have no control over).

I find posts like these rather hurtful.

Hope i never meet any guys that share your views. Funny thing is I know someone that thought the same thing as you (female) she ended up marrying a 20stone builder (nicest guy on earth).

Hey SG, hope you are ok - you didn�t mail me xx

[EngTeach]

At first I was highly disgusted by this comment. Yes, I am overweight. But, I appreciate someone having the guts to say outloud what fat women KNOW most men think.

I know people say all that it's inside that counts, blah, blah,
but the big girls I know who have gotten married, always marry someone they've known for a long time.
These guys knew what was inside. Or other fat women I know are in abusive relationships, men who use them for money, sex, etc. It's as if men prey on these women b/c they feel the women will put up with any garbage rather than be alone.

I have an extremely obese (500 lbs.) co-worker who has a long distance relationship with an ex-con, she pays his rent, mobile, electric etc, and everytime they see each other she has burns, black and blues etc.

The other guy she sees has her pay air fare for him to fly to and from Jamaica and sends money to his kids. She is not rich, but in horrible debt. I truly believe she needs help, but both these guys crap all over her b/c they know she'll never stand up to them and she takes it,.By her own admission she would rather have that than nothing.

So ernestoba, while I truly wish that attitude did not exist, I thank you for your honesty.

[EngTeach]

ReverandFunk....Being fat does not mean your 'Loose', or stretched out; therefore the plank across the a**se is neither an original line, nor is it accurate.

I think I'm having my first AB disagreement!!!!!

[SurreyGuy]

Surreygirl30! :o)

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm, I asked YOU to e-mail ME.....................and I heard nuffink! :o(

[joko]

ooh good one, how controversial, it must have taken you ages to come up with that.

however, it does show you to be lazy, slapdash and unimaginitive....

the "big boys bumper book of ways to get a reaction on ab, for ages 7 and up", states in chapter one that slagging off fat people is number one the list, and therefore old hat, tedious, been done to death and frankly a cliche.

so no smiley faces and star for you i'm afraid... a stern ''could do better'' is all this feeble unworthy attempt deserves i'm afraid.