Zulu's, thousands of 'em

[darth vader]

'Don't push me', 'I'll be back', 'Use the force Luke' - Ok we all have some pretty memorable and famous film quotes stashed in our memories, so what is your favourite film quote of all time?

[andy hughes]

"There's just enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not quite enough to make them love each other." a quote by Louis Cyphre (Lucifer) in 'Angel Heart' starring Mickey Rourke and Robert De Niro - a great film.

[sft42]

"Where you from?"

"What?"

"What ain't no country I ever heard of.....they speak english in what?"

"What?"

"Say what again [email protected] dare you....I double dare you!"

"What?"

BANG - Sound of gun being fired into What Boy's leg

"AAARRRGGGGHHHHH"

"Ooohhh...I'm sorry...Did I break your concentration?"

[thekraut]

Oh yes, there's loads of good stuff in that movie

[spiff]

"I DEMAND booze!!!"

[rja211077]

indeed Withnail is just about the most quotable film in history. my favourite is 'We've gone on holiday by mistake'.

[darth vader]

here's a few....actually i'll leave the film titles out as a bit of a quizzy thing :-)
"You're only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off!"BR> "I'll get 7 fingers from your momma for a dollar tomorrow"BR> "tell me about the rabbits"
"If i say this beach is safe to surf then it's safe to surf"
"to infinity and beyond"
"Show me the money, show me the money, show me the money...."
"when you sit your grandkids on your knee in 20 years time, and they ask "granddaddy what did you do during the great world war II?" you won't have to say "... well, I shovelled 5h1t in Louisiana" (tough one this - bonus if you know it)

[darth vader]

"don't push me"

[Mortartube]

"These aren't the droids you're looking for". Obi Wan Kenobi - Star Wars. Or "If you don't get on that plane, you're gonna regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But someday and for the rest of your life.The problems of three people in this world don't amount to a hill of beans. - Casablanca

[Jenny Tools]

darth is it from Southern Infinitigo. Sorry ;-')

[Jenny Tools]

OHHHH what a big boy you are for your age.... Debbie does high skool .

[darth vader]

OI jennitools that ain't famous!!!!

[jakesi]

"your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

[rinkytink]

Shut that c*nts mouth or I'll come over there and f*ck start her head.

- The Way of the Gun

[woofgang]

"now that's interesting"... "we're on a mission from God" I'm going to rape pillage and plunder my weasley black "heart out" "We've got a pack of cigarettes, a tank of gas, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!" If I had my way I'd take a flamethrower to this place" "freewill, ain't it a b***h" and almost all of "sleepless in seattle" and "the dish"

[woofgang]

I forgot " in order to get things done for people, it is necessary to love the doing, it is not necessary to love the people" I think that this may be David Niven in "The Bishop", but I could be wrong

[bernardo]

"Oh by the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

[smorodina]

'Any thing I say. What a wonderful philosophy you have.' 'Looks like (the car) been chewed up and spat out.' Perhaps it was the result of anxiety'

[Tat]

'SCCCCRRRRUBBERS! little tarts, they love it!' - shout from a car window when appropriate! 'if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond' 'my cousin walter got a cat stuck up his ass'

[bobbobley]

practically everything said by David Thewliss as Johnny, in Mike Leigh's Naked - a small smattering of which is below:

"I know it's a bit cheeky love but, er, I'm a cheeky young monkey!"in response to the question, how did you get here?
Was I bored? No I wasn't f*ckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've 'ad nature explained to you and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the living body explained to you and you're bored with it. You've 'ad the universe explained to you and you're bored with it. So now you just want cheap thrills and like plenty of 'em and it dun't matter 'ow tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new, as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and f*ckin' beeps in forty f*ckin' different colours. Well whatever else you can say about me, I'm not f*ckin' bored."

"Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after it was never weaker"

"No matter how many books you read, there is always something in this world that you never ever ever ever ever f*cking understand

"You can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs. And humanity is just a cracked egg. And the omelette stinks"

"have you ever thought right, that you've already had the best day of your life, and all you've got to look forward to now is boredom and pain and misery?"

[bobbobley]

the response to the question in my answer above was deleted for some reason. it should have read - "Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday"