Ever feel you want to escape to a health farm ...

[Sachs]

& just spoil yourself rotten!!

[obNOXious]

In a word yes> I've had a miserable year so far and I'm on just the mood to relax somewhere nice that's free of the usual ar5eholes you get in eveyday life:)

[sqad617]

Not bl00dy likely, it might put me off my favourite hobby..............being an ar5ehole..LOL

[stompe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a65dg14HaM

[puddicat]

Yep everyday a wonderful massage,facials and fantastic food!!!

[obNOXious]

Lol @ squad:) I wish you were the only problem I had.

[sqad617]

puddi....massage and food I will supply, but I am a bit inexperienced on the facials.

[Sachs]

Sorry to hear that Ob!
just what I fancy doing! Feeling sorry for myself!
squad, are you?
stompe, thankyou, made me laugh!
puddi, sounds perfect!

[sara3]

I'd rather escape to a beach in the Caribbean :o)

for about 3 months!

[Sachs]

I'll come with you please sara! ;0)

[sara3]

that would be lovely, Sachs!

[sqad617]

puddi...just had a thought. Some years ago,slipped away from my wife whilst holidying in Marbella and accidentally came across this "Health Club" nudge, nudge , wink wink.
Very attractive girl told me to take off my clothes and showed me into this sort of bare, prison cell type of room. Great, I thought this had to be kinky and then the door opened and a bl00dy great Russianoid woman, 30 stones in her stockinged feet and procceded to "hose" me down with a mini water canon. Very painful and I had difficulty in standing up......I was going to say keep erect, but in the circumstances, not appropriate.

Health Farms......stuff em!

[Sachs]

Gave you a good pummeling squad? lol!!!

[Sachs]

Hope things improve for you Ob!! Best wishes!

[Panic Button]

Go to a health farm? What a nightmare thought.

[Sachs]

Why Panic?

[Panic Button]

Some trainer would criticise, insist on all sorts of unpleasant activities, and all I would get for lunch would be carrot juice.

[Sachs]

O.k! Fair enough! lol! xxx

[tiggerblue10]

Hi Sachs,

I'd love to go to a health farm. Preferably without the trainers, umpleasant activities and carrot juice.

Is a health farm the same as a health spa? Sorry just being a bit Tim nice but dim here.

[China Doll]

No, not at all.

Now a five star hotel overlooking the ocean in a tropical climate with all inclusive champers is a definite place I'd like to go. But a health farm would be a nightmare for me.

[Sachs]

I'm really not sure tiggs! Yours is a better suggestion though! ;0) xxx