Unsavoury tasks,

[logic]

has anybody had one of these NHS bowel screening programme kits,
How disgusting is this,?

Don't suppose anybody fancies giving me a hand with this one,
Thought not, i'll manage myself.

[Bbbananas]

I've never used one of these kits - though I have always fancied having colonic irrigation. It would have to be a woman doing it though...

[logic]

I don't like any-one near my bum, male or female, dont even like going near it myself.
Christ, how do poooofters cope.

[codgers'kid]

hey logic what you do with your kidney dish afterwards?

[craft1948]

why codger - do you collect them?

[puddicat]

Logic ok its a tad embarassing for you only,but it could save your life,isnt it worth it,could be worst you could be the person that has to open and examine these sticks lol!!!

[logic]

too much info already,

Some poor blooody postman has got to deliver these samples when they are returned,

[codgers'kid]

yes its a fetish i have didnt dad tell you, tutt

[logic]

I know PUDDI, how can anybody do a job like that,

OMG another pun.

[puddicat]

Its not like you have to stick the stick up youre bum lol!!!

[craft1948]

no but he told me about some of your other ones............personally I find rubber so.................smelly?

[logic]

FUNNY was aking about you codger, now she's ignoring you.

[redcrx]

not sure what th kit involves but a friend of mine had to give a sample to GP once as she had food poisoning.

the pot's lid has a little scoop or spoon on the end which you use to pick up a bit and seal in pot. Well my mate filled the pot up to brim and then broke the spoon off and used it to level the top of the contents. lol

[logic]

LOL hope they got the right label on it RED,

[redcrx]

god yeah, you wouldnt want it getting it mixed up with tupperware the lab tech took in for lunch lol

[codgers'kid]

choc spread.

[Postdog]

A guy at work told me this, so no comebacks to me OK!

Cheap and cheerful colonic irrigation. Take the head of a shower, stick up bum, when full remove hose and expel contents.

[logic]

I think that's enough of that for now, although I have to do it all again tomorrow and again sunday.

[puddicat]

Lol red,think logic is not talking about the wee containers,but a bowel screening kit for cancer,usually given to the over fifties its a pack of sticks which you have to put a tad of poo on each, from a different movement!!!

[logic]

codger, if you're calling in on your way to work I'll show it to you. :-)

[codgers'kid]

o.k i will tell you if you done it right and could tell you what you had for tea last night,