Kleptomaniac or Nymphomaniac -

Bbbananas | 12:58 Wed 31st Mar 2010 | ChatterBank

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which would you rather be?

black noah?

do you know a really, I mean really, nice person?

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China Doll

Well the man hostage is already a kleptomaniac (when it comes to lighters at least) so I guess I'll take the other for the sake of balance.

ChuckFickens

Can I try being a kleptomaniac of nymphomaniacs?

jackthehat

I've tried being both...............and the lady Police Officers don't hold your elbows so tightly when you're a Nymphomaniac............:o)

pericat

I like the way you formulated your question - it had a heading followed by a question - I feel I could learn from you

jno

I wouldn't much want to be a nymphomaniac but I wouldn't want to be a kleptomaniac at all. I might make a good monomaniac, though.

ummmm

Ginger is a Kleptomaniac....the last thing he stole was a snail clamp and fork from the restaurant...I mean what the F...!! Like I'm going to cook him snails...

So I'm with China....for the balance :-)

Bbbananas

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I'd opt for kleptomania - at least I'd get something out of it....

ummmm

lol.....there's a present for ya...that is what is often said after he releases his load. Romantic eh?

naomi24

Well, I'm not sure. I haven't tried being a kleptomaniac yet. ;o)

mccfluff

i think i'm going for klepto, i'm feeling a bit frisky at the mo and its a bl00dy nightmare i couldn't do this all day and night :-(

Bbbananas

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I'd recommend it - so long as you don't get caught. Far more profitable..... ;-)

McMouse

"Great news, Mr. Smith," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can confidently pronounce you completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be tempted by such desires again."

"That's great, doctor," said the patient with a sigh of relief.

"And just to prove it, I want you to stop off at Comet on the way home and walk the length of the store. You'll feel no temptation whatsoever to shoplift."

"Oh, doctor, however can I thank you?"

"Well," suggested the doctor, "if you do have a relapse, I could use a microwave."