I've Been Challenged to a Fight - Suggestions Needed

[mrs_overall]

Hopkirk wants a fight. I've suggested handbags at dawn but I don't know if he owns one

[jackthehat]

Surely, it'd pass straight through him..............?

[mrs_overall]

I was going to suggest a battle of wits but it would be unfair as he is unarmed lol

[mrs_overall]

He has gone very quiet. Cowardy custard!

[Hopkirk]

(I'm behind the sofa, quivering)

[mrs_overall]

Do you have any cushions on the sofa?
How about a cushion fight.....sat astride a greasy pole?

[Hopkirk]

Careful, with thoughts like that you will get us both suspended.

[mrs_overall]

Ok, how about I give you a quick slap across the chops with a wet fish and we'll call it quits?

[Hopkirk]

Agreed, but please don't use the breadcrumbed one this time.

[mrs_overall]

<<<<<<takes aim with a mackeral>>>>>>

THWACK!

Job done. End of.

[Hopkirk]

You could have let it thaw first!

[whiskeryron]

All I can say if it passes the censor, is hilbloodyarious. Ron.