ChatterBank5 mins ago
probs been done to death..
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But I have just watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding, at first you think, yuk, how ott are these people, then when you hear their morals of no sex before marriage and keeping within their own community, I had think,,,perhaps they could teach non-Gypsys a thing or two, I did find it very odd when Swanley, the groom , was trying to find the church he was to be married in, he was allowed to say "Oh fluff, that's a P**i wedding taking place in there!!! when he went to the wrong place, suprised it was aired!
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After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a 'romany' wedding:
Pikey Best Man: "Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the c**t as hard as he could."
Judge: "Gosh, that must have hurt."
Pikey Best Man: "Hurt? You're not kidding me - he broke three of me fooking fingers."
Pikey Best Man: "Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the c**t as hard as he could."
Judge: "Gosh, that must have hurt."
Pikey Best Man: "Hurt? You're not kidding me - he broke three of me fooking fingers."