Celebrity Eggheads - David Hamilton

[SwerBan]

I've just watched Celebrity Eggheads - Dermot Murnaghan said that Diddy David Hamilton is not "diddy". Any idea how tall he is?

[marval]

I don't know how tall he is, he was called that by Ken Dodd

[nilesquimby]

I believe he is quite short in stature........the not "diddy" may be a reference to his girth!

[bobbie22]

Are all these Egghead programmes repeats?

[Bbbananas]

He has an enormous willy which more than makes up for his 5' 6" height.

[cupid04]

and he suppose he ties his todger round his thigh...

[Bbbananas]

Can't have it flapping about in the wind cupid - it could do some damage ;-)

[To-Ryscum]

really sallabananas ! - where did you hear that? - i heard something
similar about Andrew Lloyd Webber - can you confirm ?

[cupid04]

I thought Ed Stewart looked ill. Does anyone know how he is?

[Bbbananas]

I'm not a hussy To-Ry. But yes, I heard somewhere that what he lacks in the beauty department he makes up for in the genitalia area.

Oh what do I know...?

[cupid04]

Terry Wogan's got a whopper apparently. There were even complaints on
points of view!

[Bbbananas]

Oh yes I remember - those 'pleased to see you' trousers of his. That was quite funny. I like Terry.

[To-Ryscum]

beg pardon,sallabananas - i meant to put ;-) at the end of my "fruity"
enquiry - seems to do the trick for old sqaddie ;-)

[Zeuhl]

David Hamilton's willy is only average in length but as his legs are only 16" long relatively it looks enormous.

[Bbbananas]

I have a strange feeling, To-Ry-Eh (thinking of Dixie's Midnight Runners - COme on Eileen) that I know you.... do I???

[cupid04]

It would come out yer belly-button if you tried to insert one that big and make your eyes water!

[To-Ryscum]

i have"nt a clue ? - please "enlighten"me - are you saying you are a
neighbour?- - i"m sure we have never "conversed" before!?

[Bbbananas]

As another name on here is what I meant......?

[Bbbananas]

Gotta go - time's up.
I hope we speak again xx

[To-Ryscum]

by the by - the song you mention is dreadful!!

[cupid04]

Sorry, need new glasses, I thought his todger was 16ins not his legs. LOL!