I know where you are coming from Headwreck. I have t make sure curtains have changed position and every other day a car has moved to stop my neighbour enquiring if I'm OK. Grrrr.....
Headwreck I'd leave him a note pinned to the front door telling him to leave you alone you're having a lie in - if he ignored that I'd be down there and telling to B****r off! But hey that's just me - Mrs. Grumpy - I've been known to growl at my husband if he tries to wake me in the mornings, we've now been married long enough for him to realise it's best to let sleeping wives lie!