Has Cheryl Really Got A Problem With Simon. In X Factor This Week? Or Is It As Usual...

[lardhelmet]

...all staged?

[sunny-dave]

Car Crash TV?

[Postdog]

She's jealous of his Roller....

[-Talbot-]

No she really did blow a head gasket

[Baldric]

Is he not Reliant?

[lardhelmet]

He could always have it waxed.

[flump1]

Uh hu she gave him the boot.

[Baldric]

Was he seeing an Escort?

[factor-fiction]

Does she think he's a dipstick?

[lardhelmet]

She is clearly getting "tyred" of him

[daveygh]

sounds like she's got a bee in her bonnet

[lardhelmet]

Or a tiger in her tank

[weecalf]

Im exhausted with awful show hope its drinking in the last chance (two wee puns here ) saloon

[Tuvok]

Can sombody shut her up.

Can't stand her.

[lardhelmet]

She is not very "swarve" is she? Took me a couple of seconds to realise she meant suave.

[Svejk]

she's tyred with her minor rolls.

[pusskin]

Ha ha you havent realised that you've put this in the motoring section yet lard?

[-Talbot-]

Glad to see you getting into the spirit of the thread, Tuvok.

Oil ask Louis Walsh to shut her up for you.

[Canary42]

///Can somebody shut her up. ///

Yes, just use the OFF switch on your TV etc.

[lardhelmet]

Hoping nobody had noticed pusskin...

[Baldric]

Just a Mini error Lard!