Picture Loans advert - the work of the devil

[sarnieken]

'Is that thunder your end or mine'?
Ok, first off, it is sunshining through the window.

Also, who in the world videos their fella on the phone to a loan company? Would you really want video evidence of that?

Yes, I really should relax but these ads really get on my wick.

The version with the Geordie woman who's son can't find his scoooota is also pants. I mean, if I'd interrupted my parents when on the phone I'd have found my scooter inserted somewhere I would never lose it again.

Please, if you know who makes these ads, please go and slap them a lot.

[cheries]

I think i'd be tempted to burst his balls

[JOEYGREEN]

maggoty, you actually had me laughing out loud then. That's made my day.
Come on people, give us more annoying adverts to discuss.

[natalie_1982]

Why does barry Scott feel the need to tell us his name? is it even his real name? Why would anyone care who Barry Scott is? The gorrilla does not introduce himself on the Cadburys advert, even the annoying woman on the IL4U advert doesn't feel the need to bark her name at us so I don't understand why he does.

[squarebear]

Barry Scott is just an marketing character. He is played by an actor called Neil Burgess.

[4GS]

Those ones where a group of ladies are breakfasting or lunching, and one says to her oppo, 'oh, I've got really hard stools' (like that would happen) and her mate sticks her hand into her handbag and gives her some bl00dy tablets to soften her sh1t!!!!!!.
So do you girls always carry a handy bottle of poo softening tablets wherever you go?

[sarnieken]

Just had a thought about the Picture one.

what does he mean about 'adult conversation'? mmm?
the filthy beast.
'I like speaking to big swedish porn line operators. You feel like you can have a really adult conversation with them'

As for Barry Scott. Would'nt it be terrible to live next door to him when he's arguing with the missus and shouting at her, or if they're making lurve? nice thought.

The Thomas one for the AA. Should have made the ignorant little toerag walk back from school.

The Chinese kid on the loo one. Have you noticed how non-asian his mum is?
Also, how did the little scrote manage to get all the way from the loo to the door without making a 'mess'.
If it smelled that bad then his mum wouldn't be smiling at him, she'd be hauling his a*se off to hospital!!
Plus, she leaves the little tike on the loo while she goes downstairs for a refill to the spray thingy?!?! That's child abuse that is!!
hehe,

Ok, now the car insurance ones. The ad should read, 'Confused.com, for those too effing lazy to get off their a*ses and find their own insurance'.

Ok, what else is winding me up on the telly?........
DFS sofa ad with the slow motion kid jumping on the leather settee.
Off screen, also in slow motion, is the kid's dad on his way to smack the little brat for jumping on the furniture.

Erm.... what next.
Ah yes. Esure.
Michael Winner.
I'm hereby starting an appeal to raise enough money to hire an assasin. Who's with me?!?!