My Car Has Algae

[Tilly2]

between the window and the rubber seal. Do you think it's time to go to the car wash?

[tonyav]

ladybirder
Mine's got algae too. Will I get more money for it now?


Yes ladybirder, it now has an extra feature.

[stewey]

Just describe it as an extremely attractive antiqueish patina.

[tonyav]

Thats how I used to describe rust, stewey, no body fell for it though.

[ladybirder]

Right tony, off to water it and put a bit of fertiliser on it then. If a job's worth doing ... and all that:-)

[Psybbo]

So these cars double up as greenhouses?

[tonyav]

ladybirder
Right tony, off to water it and put a bit of fertiliser on it then. If a job's worth doing ... and all that:-)


Thats right, ladybirder, you'll soon have those mushrooms sprouting.


Yes they do, Psybbo.

[Tilly2]

Algae's gone.

[Tilly2]

Is everyone else washing their car as well? It's gone eerily quiet

[Psybbo]

Nope, still here

[tonyav]

I would have liked to, Yilly, how ever I don't trust the weather here right now.

[Tilly2]

Yont, if it rains you won't have to rinse it.
Are you in crosswords, sibs?

[tonyav]

I know, Yilly. Do you think that I should get it out of the garage in case it rains, it might swill that sahara sand off it ?.

[Psybbo]

Poking my nose in now and again but I'm much to slow and Lie-in-King's awake now so no point

[Tilly2]

I got the wrong organism there. I think I should have said 'moss'. Best answer to Svejk. A clever riposte which went straight over my daft head.

[woofgang]

I have never washed my car. The nice folk at the garage do it when it gets its annual service whether it needs it or not.

[Tilly2]

You must have a nice, green, environmentally friendly car as well, woof.

[Svejk]

aww, thanks till.x

[woofgang]

Yes Tilly. I have also got siders living behind the wing mirrors and compost heap in the passenger footwell, as well as enough mud in the mats to grow veggies in.

[Tilly2]

I have wing mirror spiders too, woof. I hate having to shoo them off before reversing out of the drive.

[woofgang]

Mine just ride around with me. The go in the space in the cover while we drive around and come out again when we get home.