Motorist went off road.

[Brimoan]

While on holiday I was driving along at 30mph in a 30mph limit.
Two motorists were honking their horns at the back and making rude guestures and after about 2 miles they managed to overtake.
I was highly amused to drive about 2 miles further and I noticed they had both gone into a ditch.
So much for them getting to their destination faster.
I got to mine in one piece.

[ummmm]

Okay. Is there a question?

[B00]

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[DTCwordfan]

Well if you were wearing a one piece woman's swimsuit, Brimoan, I'm not surprised they came off the road. You were lucky not to be done for causing the accidents.

[Thatcherite]

You win the prize well done.

[factor-fiction]

Did you stop to check they were okay?

[Hopkirk]

Did you stop to have a good laugh?

[ladybirder]

Naughty Hopkirk. (splutter:-)

[Brimoan]

I did not stop. I just drove safely to my destination.

[LazyGun]

Perhaps their destination WAS the ditch?

Were they OK?

[craft1948]

So who won?

[Brimoan]

The 2 cars were badly damaged.

[Thatcherite]

So you never offerred any assistance, they could have been dying in that ditch. It is also an offence to not offer assistance when it is clearly needed. So you were illegal too.

[jake-the-peg]

Is there a prize for the most self-satisfied post of the day?

[Brimoan]

There were other people assisting so I did not bother.

[shoota]

What offence is that Thatcherite?

[joko]

Illegal not to offer help if its needed?!

where does it say that?

[Jeza]

I remember a slogan from way back.

"It is better to arrive late than dead on time"

I've never forgotten it.

[rojash]

So, to paraphrase you post:
"I'm a smug git".

[jno]

I'd be feeling smug too, rojash. Many's the time I've wished an arrogant road hog into the ditch, or at the very least to be caught by a speed camera.

[Baldric]

Thatcherite,
Illegal? I've looked, can't find that anywhere, can you explain please, maybe a link?