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They dig up the Pavements, / roads, Utilities Services, within weeks the surface become like the surface of the moon, should the Utilities company be made to do the job right in the first instance instead on the inconvenience to the Public?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.First, set up a committee of:
a/ A member of the Highways dept.
b/ A representative of Open Reach
c/ A representative of Transco
d/ A representative of the National Grid
d/ A politician or three.
e/ A few local councillors
Get them to discuss, at length, any works which are to be done in each of several thousand different areas of Britain.
Pay each representative a reasonable wage.
There will then be no agreement over what order work is to be done, or any money to pay for it.
Therefore no roads will be dug up. Job done!
a/ A member of the Highways dept.
b/ A representative of Open Reach
c/ A representative of Transco
d/ A representative of the National Grid
d/ A politician or three.
e/ A few local councillors
Get them to discuss, at length, any works which are to be done in each of several thousand different areas of Britain.
Pay each representative a reasonable wage.
There will then be no agreement over what order work is to be done, or any money to pay for it.
Therefore no roads will be dug up. Job done!
On a project to lay a new huge sewer pipe down a stretch of road, the chief Engineer decided to contact all the relevant utilities to see if they wanted to share the hole in the road. No-one said work was imminent so the pipe was laid, backfilled, tarmaced to a high standard and the work completed. No more than 2 months passed before a slice was dug into the new surface for some cables...
Barmy.
Barmy.