Vulva Models

[Vulva Zucca]

I really fancy buying a Vulva car but all the ones I see seem to be big. As I am only a small female, can anyone suggest the smallest model - I do not need a fast car

[stanleyman]

Well that is one hell of a sexy little car you are looking for. Personally I prefer the clitoris, just that bit smaller!

Sorry Vulva Zucca but you've made my day lol. Please check the dictionary and change your name.

I am hoping you mean a Volvo car not part of your female anatomy. I would suggest going for a small deisel car for economy, Peugeot or Citroen.

[GSM7554]

what the hell is a vulva

[gary baldy]

GSM - ask you wife to show you and see where it gets you!

[Coobeastie]

Hey Vulva if you're prepared to wait a bit Volvo are bringing out a new hatch.....

http://www.channel4.com/4car/gallery/concepts/V/volvo/c30-design-concept/

[Vulva Zucca]

Thank-you Coobeastie - this is the one I was looking for. My friends said there is a small Vulva but I could not see one on the roads.

[Andy Boz]

What's a Zucca?

[stanleyman]

A Zucca is Italian for a seller or grower of gourds, pumpkins, marrows etc. but is also a nickname for head or empty head, that figures!

[stanleyman]

Took a bit of working out but Vulva Zucca means the female equivalent to **** ****!

[trotsky]

I would nt mind a small vulva myself, they sound like a good ride it would have to have a good M o T though & low milage they reckon those small ones are hard to get in and out of though , and a one without the spare tyre sound really nice : )

[stanleyman]

I've heard they are quite a hairy ride and a bit of a handful if not serviced regularly. The small ones are not so bad to get in if you put your head in first.

[gary baldy]

Theres nothing i like better than getting underneath one and really getting myself dirty.

[October]

The engines on this particular model have a tendency to run a bit fast, especially on idle, so you need to keep on eye on the timing..... At about 4500 revs they change totally and suddenly become easy to please... a delight to drive then....

[apache050358]

Is this a curtainsider?

[stanleyman]

Apache, you've lowered the tone now talking about trucks or fwucks as my son used to call them. This is clearly a rear entry model with twin swinging doors although I'm not sure they are meant to be fully opened and secured at the sides for loading.