What Car says im a total ****** the most?

[Qmark78]

Porsche Boxter?

Audi TT?

Any BMW?

TVR Range?

[Skids]

Your Porsche Boxter/Audi TT/BMW Z3/BMW Z4/Mercedes SLK says "I am an over paid hairdresser."

Your BMW 3/5/7 Series (except 3 Series Compact) says "While my fellow BMW drivers and me don't know how to use indicators, we do actually own the road."

The cars that say "I am a total tw@t" are the Mercedes M Class/BMW X5 and most of all the Porsche Cayenne.

[jake-the-peg]

TVR says "my wife set up a big life insurance policy on me and bought me this for Christmas"

[tubeway]

I agree with all of the above AND

Large Peugeot - I am a mini cab driver with no consideration for others

Small Peugeot - I am a kid who cant drive without wearing a baseball cap and have no consideration for others

[Loosehead]

you mean my 7 series has indicators, where? better check the manual!

[bob57]

I once saw a BMW driver play with himself while he was in the middle lane of A1m near to newcastle

that tells me he is something that rhymes with banker

[bob57]

p.s I drive HGV's that is how I was able to see him and a friend driving behind me told me about him on the cb radio

[Qmark78]

Subaru Impreza is a good candidate also i think people that own them think there in some kind of exclusive elite drivers club

[jake-the-peg]

Well I do notice that we've come back to the time of year when ******s have to fly a flag out of their cars to warn other drivers

Real ******s have to fly 2!

[Skids]

The BMW 3 Series Compact says "For the same price as my bog standard BMW I could have bought a Ford Focus with every single optional extra going, but I have ideas way above my station." This also applies to the BMW 1 Series which replaced the 3 Series Compact.

The BMW Mini says "I'm about 50, but I think I'm 20." This also applies to the VW New Beetle.

The Subaru Imprezza WRX and Mitsubishi Lancer EVO both say "Look at me being a total **** in a fast car I can barely afford."

The Mercedes S Class says "GET OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANT."

[Qmark78]

LOLLLLLLLLLL agree with everything

[Qmark78]

The TVR driver is a strange breed varies between

bearded pompus middle aged car 'expert'

30 something fleet street type

anybody with half a brain knows TVR are rubbish unreliable to$$er mobiles but try telling it to them

[Loosehead]

The Boxter says, "I got this because I cannot afford a proper Porsche"

[Impret-Sir]

Just like to say, no we dont!

[Skids]

(PS, I drive a BMW 3 Series Coupe, with working indicators, and yes, I do own the road.)

[Impret-Sir]

phew! thought I was the only one!

[Qmark78]

BMW have some good cars the CSL for example but it just seems to be ****$ that buy them

[tubeway]

My brother had a TVR - got frightened by the power!!!! so bought a boxter this proves that only poseurs drive these cars

PS we dont get on

PPS as if you could not guess

[Qmark78]

lol

Owning a TVR then a Boxster deserves a life term in jail and never invited to a family Xmas dinner again

is that his private reg ---->To$$er

[tubeway]

We have stopped inviting him - it only causes arguements

He wants to show off his car - We just want to give him a slap - usual stuff