motorbike

[Mih]

i have a motorbike

[woodchopper]

Woopee doo.

[NORMANTHEDOG]

i see we have another idiot joined up.

[Caladon]

Mopeds are not motorbikes, no matter how fat back you try to sit nor how much dole money you spend on leathers.

[essex bloke]

i have a sidecar if yer wanna make me an offer

[dilligaf]

I have a skateboard.

[redhead23]

essex bloke hello hello

[cheater123]

I suggest you don't ride it.

Retard + Motorbike = Disaster

[Toureman]

Well, Boogaloo for you.

[Iggle Piggle]

I have a brain.......

[chevrolet1.8]

'MIH' ?.....is that a backward him?

[Panic Button]

I used to have one. Never would again.

I survived, but apparently some doctors in A and E refer to motorbike casualties as donors.

[essex bloke]

hello redhead

[david1702198]

jobby

[kramer81]

I have a brand new combine harvester

[nightmare]

Well, I know that the upper case is used for the personal pronoun referring to oneself, or have you omitted a bracket after the i, implying you were exhorting everyone to possess a motorbike as the first item on a list of life's essentials, i.e.

i) have a motorbike
ii) ......etc.