Silly lyrics In Songs

[BertiWooster]

Have you any favourite , silly lyrics in a song ?

What do you think of this ?

'' Jack came out of the box,
The bears came home and caught Goldilocks;
The horn belongs to little boy Blue,
And it's a fact, girl, natural fact
That I belong to you ...''

[scotman]

As you have written it out it does not scan.

[MarkRae]

http://www.lyricsfrea.../africa_20139798.html

Without doubt the worst lyrics ever, including Jim Steinman's...

[Answerprancer]

How about "Wingy wongy bimbom bam!"

[Answerprancer]

..it's from this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKVpCdN8rMA&feature=related

[tinkerbell23]

Do you ever feel...like a plastic bag? ......annoying!!! What a lyric....x

[Hopkirk]

Most Sting songs for The Police

[Sir Alec]

Just about all the words to this are pretty bad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9vMCgWS_n8

[Hopkirk]

Someone left the cake out in the rain

[Huderon]

hmmmm ... Would these be silly enough ?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jump over candlestick.
Silly boy, he should have jumped higher,
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire

Or

Come on baby, grease your lips,
Grab your hat and swing your hips,
And don't forget to bring your whips,
We're going to the Freaker's Ball

I can think of others but I think those are enough ... but I still like those songs

[Buenchico]

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wooden tue?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Cbk6SJUTM

[Hopkirk]

Here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc&feature=related

[MarkRae]

Go on, then - what is Richard Jobson singing, without Googling for the lyrics...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU

[WuTang]

Always thought the words to - Music - by John Miles - a bit silly

[mushroom25]

Genius.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aP5JX-t89Y&feature=related

[factor-fiction]

I always wondered what Automatic Shoes were in the T Rex song Telegram Sam

[Bobbisox]

odd lyrics but one of my all time favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrbni0tVBZ8