Oh god that is so funny. I literally have tears streaming down my face! :D Haha. Whay have I never heard the bird song before? Brilliant!
Right, check this out. As I'm seriously struggling with this one, I decided to try and do a youtube search for meaningless songs. So, I typed in "Stupid song lyrics". I was chuffed when it brought up 130,000 results... until I've just realised they're just songs with the word "stupid" in them. What a div!