Cheesy Music

[Chris100682]

I'm putting together a Cheesy Music CD for a friends party but I'm struggling to think of any absolute corkers!! Can you help me??? I'm talking songs like:

• Timmy Mallet - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny
• Spitting Image - The Chicken Song
• Star Trekkin!
• Black Lace (All songs!!)

Your help will be greatly appreciated by all!!!

Many Thanks

Chris

[Coobeastie]

Doctorin' the tardis by KLF.

[snapdharlich]

The Firm

Star Trekkin

Have Fun

[snapdharlich]

You've already got Star trekkin - I must be thick

I'll have a think

[kazza12345]

russ abbot , what an atmosphere

[spudqueen]

Birdy Song - The Tweets
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond

[Mortartube]

Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide

Los Del Rio - Macarena

Dj Otzi - Hey Baby

Grease Megamix

Weather Girls - It's Raining Men

Jacksons - Blame It On The Boogie

Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive

Abba - Dancing Queen

Nolans - I'm In The Mood For Dancing

Communards - Don't Leave Me This Way

Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing

Whigfield - Saturday Night

Gap Band - Ooops Upside Your Head

Damien - Timewarp

N-Trance or Bee Gees - Staying Alive

T-Spoon - Sex On The Beach

S Club 7 - Reach

To name but a few 

[iwbus]

Baltimora "Tarzan Boy"

That superman song (comb your hair, wash your face etc)

Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur

Dj Casper - Cha Cha Slide

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song

Fast Food Rockers with their annoying ode to Maccy D's

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Macarena

Chesney Hawkes - The One And Only

[ermintrude35]

..suddenly - by angry anderson (the song that kylie and jason got wed to on neighbours)

...theres no one quite like grandma  - st winifred's school choir

...ive got a brand new combine harvester- the wurzels( though i think this song is rather cool)

..stairway to heaven - rolf harris...

[brachiopod]

Joe Dolce - Shaddapayaface

Liquid Gold - Dance Yourself Dizzy

Renee & Renate - Save Your Love

Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears

(...sorry, I can't go on, I can't stand it any longer. It's all too much....)

 

{ermintrude, have you heard The Wurzels' cover of Oasis' "Don't Look Back In Anger" ? It's fan-bloody-tastic !! I recommend it.}

[Ouisch]

Are you looking for novelty songs, or just generally kitschy tunes?  If you're just looking for corny pop songs, I'd suggest:

The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

Run Joey Run - David Geddes

Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas

Funkytown - Lipps Inc.

The Streak - Ray Stevens

[Shipstabber]

I'm glad I'm not going to that party!

[OBonio]

Mike Flowers Pops - Wonderwall
The Lonely Goatherd - Sound of Music
I don't wanna dance - Eddy Grant
Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Junior
This old house - Shakin' Stevens
Saturday Night - Whigfield
Do the Bartman - The Simpsons

[Haggisdj]

Hello - Margurita Pragatan  (excuse the spelling)

[WESTHAM666]

Grandad by Clive Dunn, You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties by Jona Lewie, Snooker Loopy by Chas 'n' Dave, Jilted John by Jilted John, Never Been To Me by Charlene, SuperGran Theme by Billy Connolly, Love Is In The Air by John Paul Young, Da Da Da by Trio, Double Dutch by Malcolm Mclaren, Doop by Doop, Hole In My Shoe by Neil, Hurdy Gurdy Mushroom Man by Neil, Diamond Lights by Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle, Fine Day by Opus 3, Witch Doctor by The Cartoons, Barbie Girl by Aqua, I could go on but you get the general idea.

[tubeway]

Alright - Own Up - who has been looking through my wifes record collection

PS You missed Copacabana by Barry Manilow

[HAnn521]

"The One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flyin Purple People-Eater" by Sheb Wooley !!

Cheesiest song I know...but #1 song for 6 weeks in 1958. It sold over 3 million records...go figure!

[c00ky83]

Lolly.  Someone mentioned her here the other day.

[Fletch937]

How about ~

Paper Lace ; Billy dont be a hero.

Chicory Tip ; Son of my father.

[bracknell]

don't forget The Fast Food Rockers - pizza hut etc!!!

The Goodies - The Inbetweenies ( 70's stuff )

[Tracee]

Check the tracklist of Never Forget (the very best of) the 90s for a fabulous cheesefest!!

Don't forget the old classics though - The Final Countdown has to be on there!