Cymbals tied to your legs...a kazoo.a big drum on your back tied to a string attached to your arms..Oh and a harmonica on a metal stand just in reach of your mouth..Dont forget the cap!
Thats rich coming from a one man band that hasnt a clue what he needs to do gigs! Even street performers with a minimum of equipment manage! A career to nowhere beckons!
And heres more career advice..At the end of the show announce...YOUVE BEEN A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE! BOTH OF YOU!! No doubt youll fire back a few more expletives a la OASIS! Attitude! tut tut