Kids version of 'In an English Country Garden'

[London Bell]

Does anyone remember any of the lyrics to the kids own version of 'In an English Country Garden'? My work colleagues and I can only remember 1 verse and it goes 'what do you do if you need to go a loo, in an English country garden. Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants....'

Please help if you can remember anymore ! we're going mad trying to think!!

[rj106]

we said 'poo' instead of 'loo'

but we were an outragous bunch...

[electrokitty]

pick up a leaf and wipe your underneath! classic stuff....

[hartley]

We used to sing;

How many crows can you pick from your nose...
I do not know but I think I'll have a go....

and

What do you do if you cannot find a loo....
Pull down your pants and water all the plants...