Billy Connolly

[cwr]

Does anyone know the lyrics to "If it wasnae for your wellies"

[Robinia]

here you are!http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.lewis/billy/

[cwr]

cheers noddy i'm very grateful i've been searching for days!

[sft42]

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be You'd be in the hospital or infirmary 'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy If you didn't have your feet in your wellies Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell 'Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell And when you're sitting in a room you can always tell When some ****** takes off his wellies If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be You'd be in the hospital or infirmary 'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy If you didn't have your feet in your wellies Oh and when you're out walking in the country with a bird And you're strolling over fields just like a farmer's herd And somebody shouts, "Keep off the grass" and you think how absurd and SQUELCH you find why farmers all wear wellies If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be You'd be in the hospital or infirmary 'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy If you didn't have your feet in your wellies There's fishermen and firemen, there's farmers and all Men out digging ditches and working in the snow This country it would grind to a halt and not a thing would grow If it wasn't for the workers in their wellies If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be You'd be in the hospital or infirmary 'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies Oh Edward Heath and Wilson they haven't made a hit They're ruining this country more than just a bit If they keep on the way they're going we'll all be in the (shhhhh) So you'd better get your feet in your wellies If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be You'd be in the hospital or infirmary 'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies

[jills]

even before I scrolled down to the foot of this page, I KNEW the full lyrics had been provided by sft42. LOL...made me laugh to read them again tho!

[cwr]

Thanks for taking the time to type the lyrics out sft42 thats us sorted now.

[amypainter78]

do anyone know where i might get this song? its an old fav and we have lost the tape