The Wurzels

[tartanwiz]

Where can I get the lyrics for 'I'm only Farmer Bill's cowman'?

[Laner]

Couldn't find it on the internet so I used the good old "Play, Pause, Write it down" method on my CD Player!!! Should be fairly close to the exact words..... Farmer Bill's Cowman (Spoken) It�s a hard life when you�re working on the farm Down on the farm I don�t need no alarm I raise from my bed at 5:30 Around 6 o�clock I puts on me smock I�m feeling like Burlington Bertie Out in the pen there�s a broody old hen She is as wild as a tiger You try to touch her egg and she�ll bite off your leg I feeds her on faggots and cider (Chorus) La la la la, oaar oaar aaar They call me farmer bill�s cowman La la la la, oha oha oha I�d rather be farmer bill�s cowman (Spoken) She was a proper little road island red I work very hard out in the yard Smooching around in the muck sir I drink every night, plays tricks with my sight I can�t tell a drake from a duck sir I felt such a fool tried milking the bull He must have enjoyed it somehow man Now everyday at 3 he comes and says, �I�m free� That�s why I�m farmer bill�s cowman (Chorus) (Spoken) I thinks he�s got his eye on me Day after day I labour away As work in cowshed keeps piling With shovel and stick I lays it on thick In spite of the sight I keep smiling It twer love at first sight � I loved her alright But she were engaged to the ploughman Now I�m her debonair � Somerset millionaire I�m only farmer bill�s cowman (Chorus to fade) Great band The Wurzels - one of my favourites (being a local and all!!!!)