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doomey | 09:40 Mon 28th Feb 2005 | Music
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Hahahahahaha, yes, I totaly miss heard Tony Christie when he sung "walk like a panda tonight" (walk like a panther), and KD Lang when she sang "cant stand gravy" (constant craving) totaly missheard Elton John when he sang "I want blood on mountains" (I want love on my own terms)

So which songs have you missheard..
(even if its intentional like my Elton John one)

 

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The Police "So Lonely" as "Sue Lawley" even she thought the song was about her.
Hows about Britney Spears' "Dont you know that I m car sick" (dont you know that I m toxic).
What about that Madonna song, not sure what it's called "Spanish Lullaby" maybe and sings about the girl with "eyes like potatoes"

I have talked to several people who have at some point listened to Golden Brown by the Stranglers and wondered what a Mansheera was (as did I). Turns out the lyric is 'with my mind she runs'.

When I was at school we used to sing 'The Lord of the Dance' and I used to sing 'Lord of the Dance Settee'.  I had visions of Jesus dancing up and down on a Sofa!

Jimi Hendrix - "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy"

My dear friend Mandy used to love the song Africa by Toto - one day I caught her singing "there's nothing that a hundred men from Mars could ever do" (instead of "a hundred men or more"). And (many years ago) another friend caught me singing "I wish I could coagulate" at the end of Paranoid by Black Sabbath (should be "I wish I could but I'm too late"). I was 14 and didn't know what coagulate meant, I thought it was something grown ups did!

FastBarry, Glossopswift, and kags - I thought all those as well!

Anyone fammiliar with the first Clash album: from Remote Control "Who Needs the pornie mags" instead of "parliament"; from Garageland: instead of "put it all back" in the closing Strummer lines, I heard "what an old bag".

I could never undestand why YMCA was never banned as it clearly contained the line "you can do what the f**** you feel".

"I have a one inch head" - UB40's "I am a one in ten"
My youngest daugher loved 'Bare Necessities' from 'The Jungle Book, especially the line "Forget about your worries and your stripes!" which she warbled at the top of her four-year-old lungs!
The Clash, Rock The Casbah. Thought they were singing 'F*** The GasBoard.'

Way back in the disco days my friend said she was going to ask the DJ to play Black Pudding. Just couldn't bring myself to correct her (shame on me) - it was Barefootin' !!

My two year old granddaughter sings the Rainbow song...People and orange and blue...

Losing my religion by REM, It's bigger, bigger than you and you are knock-kneed...
Eric pridz call on me "Im saving for a new settee" (Im the same boy i used to be)
My friend misheard EBTG singing "and I miss you, like the peasants miss the rain" , my other friend correcting her with "like the desert mystery" - I think it should be "like the deserts miss the rain"....

The Sister Sledge song 'We Are Family' has the line "just let me staple the vicar" - ("just let me say for the record")

Bonnie Tyler sings about a "hard egg" in the song "Heartache"

And for the Toys R Us advert my daughter would happily sing "there's millions of debris all under one roof" (rather than "there's millions, says Jeffery, all under one roof")

And I've just remembered a mate telling me that his daughter wanders around with his Walkman singing 'I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be a dog' by the Stone Roses. Bless her, she already is 'adored'.

pink floyds "another brick in the wall":

"we don't need no force control, no ducks of hazard in the classroom"

hey, teacher, leave them kids alone!

Jeanie, isn't Bonnie Tyler also "Totally p*ss*d as a f*rt"

my friend always heard paul young sing

everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you

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