LOL Cheryl Cole

[joggerjayne]

Nominated for "Best Female Artist"

So are there special categories for ...

"Most Off Pitch Singing When Her "Auto Tune" Failed At The BBC3 Concert"

or

"Least Convincing Lip Synch When Performing "Live" On X Factor"

[ummmm]

She couldn't really perform 'live' on the X Factor because of the dance routine.

Didn't hear her on BBC3...but didn't she prove herself on Alan Carrs show?

[joggerjayne]

In front of that "massive" live audience?

And she undoubtedly had her voice correction software back working for Alan Carr.

She can't perform in front of a big audience.

She can manage it in a studio, because they can engineer her voice.

I think I might nominate myself next year. You obviously don't have to be all that good.

[ummmm]

But she went through a 'X Factor' type competition...she proved then that she could sing.

[mccfluff]

why have you put cheryl cole in music???

[joggerjayne]

She proved that she had the right face.

Even Simon Cowell admits that those competitions are not all about the singing.

That's why he dumped Mary and saved Katie Weasel ... or was it Cher Lloyd ?

[milly143]

Nah, I don't really go with that. I watched some of the X-Factor this year and was shocked at how badly some of them were singing. I don't think it really proves alot. Lots of people can hold a tune, but that doesn't mean they could sing well. I think there are many other singers deserved of this award.

Having said that, she is a good dancer. Perhaps she should focus on that more.

[joggerjayne]

Fluffy ... I could have put her in Technology, because the fact that they end up making her sound okay is a miracle of modern software engineering.

[ummmm]

Cher...

I don't like Cheryls music/songs....but I'd be happy if I could sing as badly as her.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, she can dance ... credit where it's due.

[joggerjayne]

Although she does dance like a wag ... not like an athletic dancer.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, Brits, Vibe.

Pinky ... I think she's really sexy, but not terribly talented.

[Ankou]

she is as talented as jordan (i.e. in the money making media sense)

[Ankou]

my ears ache when she talks, let alone sing.

[joggerjayne]

Ankou ...

I agree.

But Katie doesn't pretend to have any talent other than having a chest that guys will pay to look at. She even says that her book are all ghost written. There's no pretence with Katie, it's just ... "Look at me, this is what I am, now show me the money."

[ummmm]

That's what I don't understand. You're all praise for Jordan but slate Cheryl..