The Five Wayward Yachtsmen

[LewPaper]

My heart positively dances with unrestricted relief; the first stress-free full night's sleep in over a week beckons - let joy be unconfined. Five men who accidentally strayed into Iranian waters are now free. They were kept in appalling comfort for a WHOLE WEEK - they must've gone through HELL.

A Sky News film unit were rushed to interview the relatives of one of these individuals, a journey which proved a very shrewd move indeed as against all the odds, they were heard to say that they were relieved their week-long horrendous nightmare was over and were actually pleased that the five were safe and on their way home. What a complete surprise, and what a scoop! Who would've expected THAT?! Eat your heart out BBC.

I'm only glad that some truculent little five-year-old didn't spoil the occasion by upstaging this momentous event by bursting into tears and refusing to play her minor role in the school's nativity play.